Wife:" Baju-wali har saal apne pati ke sath 10 din bahar ghumne jaati hai Aap kabhi leke gaye.. ??
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Husband:" Maine to 4-5 baar poocha par wo nahi maani...:p :O :D


Sonakshi Sinha knocks Santa's door. Sonakshi: Kya aapke Toothpaste mein Namak hai?

Santa: Chal bhag Moti, fir kal puchegi kya aapke Shampoo mein chatmasala hai>:O