लोग अलग नज़रिए अलग!

एक आदमी अपने परिवार के साथ जंगल में रहता था।

एक दिन उसे जंगल में एक शीशा मिला।

शीशे में उसने खुद को देखा तो उसको लगा की पापा की तस्वीर है।

वो उस शीशे को अपने घर ले आया और उससे रोज़ बातें करने लगा।

यह देख उसकी बीवी को शक हुआ।

एक दिन उसने शीशा निकाला और अपना अक्स देख कर बोली," अच्छा तो ये है वो चुड़ैल जिससे मेरा शौहर बातें करता है।"

उसने शीशा अपनी सास को दिखाया तो सास ने कहा, "कोई बात नहीं, बूढी है जल्दी मर जायेगी।" 

Husband's revenge!

Husband's revenge!

A woman went shopping, at cash counter she opened her purse to pay.

The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He couldn't control his curiosity and asked, "Do you always carry your TV remote with you?"

She replied, "No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today, so...

The shopkeeper smiles and takes back all the items that the lady had purchased.

Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper, What are you doing?"

He said, "Your husband has blocked your credit card."

MORAL: Respect the hobbies of your husband.

Ops.. Petrol Price.................

GIRLS..

Petrol Badha
Hum Chup The

Diesel Badha
Fir Bhi Chup The

LPG Badha fir bhi Kuch Nhi Bole...
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But ab Golgappe 5 ke sirf 4...!!

Ab chup Nhi Rahenge...:p :O :D :D

Joke and Jokes

Ek Ladka aur Ladki park me

Ek Ladka aur Ladki park me
baithe pyaar
bhari baatein kar rahe the,
waha ek nursery Kid aya aur khelne laga. use
waha khelte dekh uss ladke kozara
uncomfortable laga so usne
bola

"beta tum kahin aur jagha
khel lodekho
yahaan
bhaiya aur didi baith ke prakriti ka maza le
rahe he na"
bacha thodi der unko dekhne
laga aur cute sa
smile deke unko bada hee
pyaara jawaab diya...
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"chutiye apni gf ko didi bolta
hai, mai yaha ainvayi nhi ghoom
rha hu meri bhi
gf aane wali hai mai uska wait
kar raha hu
apna kaamkar samjha mujhe
na sikha kya karna hai...:P
mai bhi experienced hu"

Suuny Leone With taxi driver

Suuny Leone ne taxi driver se kaha:" airport Chaloge.. ??
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Driver:" haa chalunga..

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Sunny:" kya loge ??
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Driver:" gareeb admi hu bahen ji, paise hi lunga.. :p :O :/

Tu Paper Paper Karti Hai To Result Se Kion Darti Ho

Tu paper paper karti hai

Tu result se kion darti hai

Ek bar mujhe batla de tu

Tu cheating kion nahi karti hai

Kia hota hai paper mai

Paper ka laga don dhair

Mai parish kardon paperon ki

Ju tu ho jaye mairi

tum ladki hoke daru peeti ho , sharam nahi aati
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ladki : to kya ab 2 - 4 peg pine ke liye gender change karwau
good morning indiaaaaa

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. 

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." 

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. 

"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

Ek Ladka aur Ladki park me
baithe pyaar
bhari baatein kar rahe the,
waha ek nursery Kid aya aur khelne laga. use
waha khelte dekh uss ladke kozara
uncomfortable laga so usne
bola

"beta tum kahin aur jagha
khel lodekho
yahaan
bhaiya aur didi baith ke prakriti ka maza le
rahe he na"
bacha thodi der unko dekhne
laga aur cute sa
smile deke unko bada hee
pyaara jawaab diya...
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"chutiye apni gf ko didi bolta
hai, mai yaha ainvayi nhi ghoom
rha hu meri bhi
gf aane wali hai mai uska wait
kar raha hu
apna kaamkar samjha mujhe
na sikha kya karna hai...:P
mai bhi experienced hu"

WEN sum 1 is flirting wid u
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plese co operte..!!
yahi to din hai
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kuch sal bad to koi ghass b nahi
dalega..

Wife:" Baju-wali har saal apne pati ke sath 10 din bahar ghumne jaati hai Aap kabhi leke gaye.. ??
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Husband:" Maine to 4-5 baar poocha par wo nahi maani...:p :O :D


Sonakshi Sinha knocks Santa's door. Sonakshi: Kya aapke Toothpaste mein Namak hai?

Santa: Chal bhag Moti, fir kal puchegi kya aapke Shampoo mein chatmasala hai>:O